This unpleasant visitor is at my door again,
The one that not only irritates you but causes some kind of physical pain,
He purposefully scratches against the wall, sometimes kicks the sides,and lingers
He makes a slow,painful trail in the hallway,
Leaving marks,sometimes stains,he’s so disgusting
He makes all the neighborhood women Moody,angry,irate
Some women are sick enough to get horny for the old prick,
We surely get tired of him coming around,
Sometimes he stays three days,five, seven all depends on the woman
Sometimes he shows up early and though he’s not directly at your door knocking he leaves a note saying I’ll be with you shortly.
He’s so annoying and can you believe he comes every month!!
Yea,dressed in a slick, red suit,
No one misses him but he surely reminds us of our womanhood.